Lion’s Music News
Our music reporter, Lion, files his first music report.
Meet Our Royal Correspondent
Nicholas Witchell may appear to care more about royal news – but no one gives you more accurate royal news than Badger, our royal correspondent.
Troll Toll News
Troll news…
People don’t seem to like trolls.
Monkey on Google
Monkey, our technology correspondent keeps you in the loop with news and opinion.
International News
Dog thought he was already dead. Rabbit thought he was called Jeff Kay until today.
Miley Cyrus News
She’s in the newspaper so she must be news.
Duck on Politics
Dog & Rabbit’s political correspondent speaks his mind.
Monkey on Technology
Monkey’s first technology update.
No Nudes is Bad News
September in news. Inspired by reading The Metro this morning. Cheers, The Metro.
Scotland Decided
Well done┬áScotland. Welcome back. You’re allowed to listen to the Beatles and watch Fawlty Towers again.